Tight lines,
funny times.
Fishing-humour tees for anglers who can take a joke as well as they take a fish — shipped fast from your country.
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Why Oh My Cod
We started Oh My Cod because we couldn’t find the gear we actually wanted to wear at the water. Self-aware, slightly rude, and made for anglers who can take a joke as well as they take a fish.
Reeling in quality
100% ring-spun combed cotton — soft enough for the pub afterwards, tough enough for a full day on the water. True-to-size, pre-shrunk, prints that hold up wash after wash.
Real people, real service
If your order’s not right, we’ll sort it — no faffing about. Real people behind the emails. Backed by our 30-day money-back guarantee.
A small family team
Oh My Cod isn’t a faceless brand — we’re a small family-run team designing for anglers who’d rather be by the water than anywhere else. We make the tees we’d wear ourselves. Tight lines and funny times!
— Mike, Founder
FAQs
Where are you based?
We’re a small family team based in Weymouth, on the south coast of England — that’s where the designs, the brand and the replies to your emails all come from.
Printing happens on demand with trusted partners: here in the UK for UK and EU orders, and locally in the USA and Australia for orders there. Your tee is made and posted from whichever is closest to you, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing crosses an ocean it doesn’t need to.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — to the UK, USA, Australia, New Zealand, the EU and most other places.
Because we print locally in the US and AU, orders there ship from a local hub rather than crossing the Atlantic. They arrive faster than you’d expect, and there are no nasty surprises at customs.
Will I get a tracking number?
Yes — every single order gets a tracking number by email the moment it’s posted. No exceptions.
It works both ways: because everything is tracked, if a parcel ever goes wandering we can see it too. Drop us an email and we’ll chase it down or get a replacement out to you.
When will it arrive?
Printed fresh for you within about a business day, then posted from the partner closest to you with tracking from the off. Nothing sits in a warehouse — it’s made because you ordered it.
What size should I get?
True to size for most builds, with a relaxed cut. There’s a full size chart with real measurements on every product page — the surest method is to lay a tee you already wear flat and compare it against the numbers.
Between sizes? Size up. They’re pre-shrunk, so they won’t tighten up on you in the wash. Still not sure — email us and we’ll give you a straight answer.
What are your tees made of?
100% ring-spun combed cotton, mid-weight and pre-shrunk. Ring-spinning twists and thins the fibres before they’re woven, which is why it feels soft against the skin rather than scratchy, and why it keeps its shape instead of going baggy round the collar.
Printed with water-based inks that sink into the fabric rather than sitting on top, so the print holds up wash after wash without cracking. Soft enough for the pub afterwards, tough enough for a full day on the water.
What’s your returns policy?
30 days, no questions. If something’s wrong, drop us an email and real people will sort it — no faffing about, no forms in triplicate.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes — free shipping on any order of three tees or more, anywhere we ship to. Good excuse to stock up, or to grab one for a fishing mate while you’re at it.